If you are going to have an argument in a place where you can be overheard, it is worth taking the time to hone your “heated communication� skills.

If others are forced to listed to your angry exchanges, they at least have the right not to be bombarded with repetitive, over-used gutter language – unless you are also auditioning for a Tarantino movie.

After the twentieth “effing this� or “effing that� things get just a touch boring for the on-hearers. Given that you are probably disturbing their life – possibly their sleep – they may as well have something entertaining to listen to.

If you are a frequent arguer, try learning some new verbal techniques so that the monotony is eased.

It doesn’t much matter if they make perfect grammatical sense – the usual prose seldom does – just so long as they add variety.

Alternatively, you could try arguing in a less public place so that only you and your opposite need have to be a part.